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Squirrel

the tiny thing your dog is freaking barking at
Omg... stop doggy its just a squirrel
by I'm here b*tch August 27, 2019
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Squirrel Wax

The Upcoming Of The Day Lucifer And Chutulu Team Up And Destroy Us All
by MgRonalds March 14, 2015
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squirrel twirl

When you place a squirrel on your dick then spin it.
I squirrel twirled a squirrel really fast on my dick
by Squirrel twirl May 23, 2020
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Squirrel feeder

A person that has to feed the squirrels because they cant see.
Brian Davis, to the squirrel feeder.
The squirrles are hungery, Brian Davis, come feed them, you Syuirrel Feeder!
by number#1fan May 30, 2018
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squirrel stapler

***CONTAINS ZERO SPOILERS***
A new (if 2020 is still new) indie horror PC game (though it's a lot funnier than it is scary) that several YouTube and twitch streamers have started playing as of recently. Squirrel Stapler is part of the "Dread X Collection Part II" series of crappy horror games, but has recently gotten a stand-alone release on steam for 7 dollars. The game is a parody of old hunting simulators from the late 90's-early 2000's. You play as a psychopathic hunter who catches squirrels to staple to his dead wife's skinned body, with a message that God will arrive after five days. Large amounts of tips, stories, and squirrel facts are provided to the player throughout the game, but these get weirder and gorier as the game continues, just like the rest of the game. Squirrel Stapler is only about an hour long, come on, many late-2000's flash games take longer to beat! The game has intentionally shitty graphics, although you wouldn't expect much better from a game made by one guy.
If I ever meet God one day, it will certainly not be from playing "squirrel stapler."
by Bbb23’s left testicle November 13, 2023
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squirreling

Bro, I was squirreling all up in her last night.
by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai July 2, 2019
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Squirrel

Parallel to Dibs and Shotgun, but only refers to girls
Ariel: "Man, Naomi is sooo hot!"
Amnon: "Yeah, Squirrel!"
by AssBlaster99 February 21, 2010
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