Square Bitch

A square bitch looks and dresses average, will have a boring job, be very religious, sexually unadventurous, monogamous or virginal, very politically correct, passive aggressive and although outwardly pleasant and polite, will harbour a shit ton of resentment and hostility which is seen only by those closest to her.

Mary: Guess who's name I found on the sex offenders' list?
Kate: Who?
Mary: Pretty lil Mrs Cromwell
Kate: No way! Who'd have thought?
Mary: I would. I never trust square bitches

by Man-bun January 1, 2025

square

1. a 4-sided quadrilateral with 2 pairs of parallel sides and 4 right angles.
2. slang for cigarette
3. a boring, uninteresting, or out-of-the-loop person or someone who is lame, not fun, or not interested in fun

Person 1: "I think we should go to the party on Friday."
Person 2: "Personally, I've been behind on my honework lately, I might stay to do that instead."
Person 1: "Come on, don't be a square!"

by jnd2008 February 12, 2025

Losing your squareness

Losing your squareness means to kiss a boy or girl with tongue for the first time.

Example: I lost my squareness to Betty the other day. It was moist and squishy but I liked it.

Example: Did you enjoy losing your squareness to Betty?

Definition: To kiss someone with tongue for the first time.

by Lord_Bibblinngton April 1, 2021

Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than two squares per wipe.

How do you save so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!

by Two square titan August 19, 2022

Squares

In response of doing fraud with any bankcards

"yo man, I'm broke", "don't worry man, imma bang out some squares and we can split"

by Slang gyal June 6, 2018

Alexander is Square

He's square, thats kinda it...

Alexander is Square

by BrightHamm3r October 22, 2020

Square Lunchbox

A term which is used to suggest or indicate that a woman is a lesbian.

Hey Mike, have you heard that Susan packs a square lunchbox? I know, I was looking foward to asking her out on Tuesday. Looks like I'll be forever alone.

by SpookyGhoul April 13, 2011