Noah

Noah a little bitch -fuck noah- hes a shitty best friend and a liar - noah often complains about his life and love so do it to people he knows have it much worse than him- noah thinks he seen shit but never even seen bodies - fUck Noah and his tiNy diCk aSs - no hairline head ass bitch - not knowin what the fuck to do lookin head ass bitch - no no scope big head assed bitch - your dads still getting milk lookin face ass bitch - stab in the back ugly ass punk ass bitch- desperate not knowing who the fuck it is lookin ass bitch .

love : vanessa (: hope you never get laid you fucking virgin

yo you heard about noah
man fuck noah !
why?
hes a punk ass bitch that's why

by EX-BESTFRIEND November 18, 2019

noah

a little bitch of an eshay that can't stand but fake things harder then he can throw a rock with his weak fuckin muscles

look a that noah over there i bet he is pissing his pants

by luka da bomb November 20, 2019

Noah

the norwegian dude who fucks all the time. kicking ass and licking coochie. has a little gay attitude but is cool as fuk

A Noah is a badass

by ZebraGamer November 22, 2019

Noah

Dam the coolest and hottest guy you’ve ever seen, and his gf is the sexiest person ever.

Look at that sexy guy, his name must be Noah.

by ISmellBacon22 November 25, 2019

Noah

Noah is a angry piece of dumb shit who yells at a Xbox and a tv for getting sniped in the face with a bolt then getting grounded by his Turkish mom and and his little brother gets to play so he rages even more he also goes to Spanish class in school and snorts crumbled smarties cuz he is smart

Why are you such a Noah

by Weirdboijames March 27, 2019

Noah

A good guy when he wants to be, but has a crazy bad temper and will fuck up any one who messes with him. Loves music and hates life. Is a tad perverted, but knows when not to be. Loves when he wants to, hates anyone who annoys him slightly.

Damn, that boy mad! Must be a Noah!

by NkJKillin April 8, 2019

Noah

Noah is no doubt one of the nicest people you will ever meet. He has a way of putting a smile on everyone's faces and has the most contagious laugh. He doesn't like attention. He is a chick magnet, he just doesn't see girls falling for him left and right. He gets good grades and is loved by so many people.

I love Noah

Noah is so funny

I wish I was dating Noah

I wish my boyfriend was more like Noah

Noah is so cool, he chugged a pint of beer at a party.

I need Noah in my life

by Hey13579 April 8, 2019