lick my nine

shooting someone in the face with a .9mm gun

Dont like it? Lick my nine. (BANG)

by AR000 January 12, 2009

Lick dick l'amor

Fictional cowboy character who rides e range giving indescriminate head to every willing cowboy he meets hence by extension anyone who engages in this practice

I met this woman at a lake party this weekend.shes a real lick dick l'amor ya know?

by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021

Glue, Lick and Stamp

When with the same piece of toilet paper you blow your nose, wipe your dick then your ass

Guy1: Yo dude, i just did a glue, lick and stamp.
Guy2: Damn that’s nasty

by MLT_C0MpLeX May 14, 2021

Pick n' lick

The act of picking out Dingle berries prior to licking the butt crack

I got into a mean pick n' lick session with that hippy last night

by TheShiz123 June 14, 2018

Lick your brain

To find someone’s intellectual capacities so sapiosexually stimulating that you want to figuratively make out with their brain

Oh damn, I love how you described that- lemme lick your brain.

by Niomeblack October 15, 2021

Licking my wounds

Taking time off from socializing and/or going out using that time instead to heal from an embarrassing experience

Friend 1: "What are you doing siting all alone just staring at the telephone? There's a party happening over at Stacy's."
Friend 2: "I'm just sitting here licking my wounds...and I don't think I'll be finished soon..."

by Lafy February 27, 2022

lick my tag

To capture one's quick response code in order to gain contact information via .tel addressing.

You know what to do, lick my tag.

by urbanhelper2 May 13, 2010