jotaros._.wife

amazing bitch, i don't blame you for wanting to immediately marry her. now go on tiktok and follow her or im gonna take ur toes :)

person1: have you heard of jotaros._.wife?
person2: yes i love her so much

person1: :DDD

by xed7even April 4, 2021

jotaros._.wife

i love her sm i don't blame u for wanting to immediately marry her, she an amazing person <333

Person 1: hey have you heard of jotaros._.wife??
Person 2:yes!!
Person 1: :D

by xed7even April 4, 2021

How's the wife?

The perfect saying that could be used in any situation.

Person 1: How's the wife?
Person 2: She took the kids.
Person 1: Good job on getting those little crotch goblins off your back.

by Codladh Beag April 7, 2021

Fred Weasley's Wife

Fred Weasley's Wife is a wonderful girl named Hayden Kosto. She is beautiful and she deserves Fred, Fred deserves her too.

Hayden is amazing but she doesn't think that she is, but she definitely is ♡

"hey, did you hear about Fred Weasley's wife, she is gorgeous!!"

by simpforginnyweasley April 10, 2021

rens wife

Typically a lexi or Parker, or both, she is sexy and wild and they go to the club weekly

Damn, lexi and parker are sexy but they are rens wife.

by Vfhj bh April 27, 2021

wife bouncing

Entering and leaving marriages over and over again because you can't settle on a lady you like.

"What marriage is that guy on now?"
"Gotta be in double digits, he's been wife bouncing since he was 20."

by R.I.P. Candice April 30, 2021

Wife

A gay man will call his best female friend his wife instead of a fag hag.

I am taking my wife to the gay bar tonight for shots and dancing!

My wife and I are going for mani pedis.

by Mary the best May 2, 2021