renjuns wife

Renjuns wife is the second most prettiest person in the world (the first being Renjun of course!). She is talented and really nice to everyone. Renjuns wife is very artistic and creative. She is someone you would be jealous of.
Wow Renjuns wife is so amazing and pretty!
You’re so talented just like Renjuns wife!
by renjunnieyellow November 23, 2021
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Tees Wife

A woman who is stunning , beautiful and just something about her that keeps you entrigued! She’s like a magnet for good luck , Love and Lust. She makes her man look and feel like the Most powerful Man on Earth. Tees Wife is the noblest Enigma .
Yo Tees Wife is Bad asf bro!

Tees Wife is so magnetic , I just wanna be around her !

….Yo Tee is so Lucky to have a Wife her she’s a total Peach .
by BeachBaeShorty February 16, 2022
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Rebbe-of-the-hot-wife....

Man associated with extremely hot Shaindel-space.
Like a hot-knife (through butter)

(a knife as heated through the agency of hot-butter through which it passes)

knife=hot-butter
'Alice'-inn...(butter)
wife=butter
rebbe-of-the-knife= Rebbe-of-the-hot-wife....
by sukadog May 30, 2019
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Wife-Stitch

The removal of ones testicles during a vasectomy procedure, upon the wives request.
"Oh yeah doc, go ahead and give him the Wife-Stitch. He'll be so much easier to deal with!"
by inertialivzard July 28, 2023
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Whore Wife

A married woman who keeps up with her wifely duties on a daily basis. She also sells her holes to random men on the weekend to make extra money or because of the sheer need for fulfillment. Be careful some whore wives have been known to bring home diseases and their breath will smell like hot jizz.
My neighbors whore wife is at it again, I’ve got to deal with random dudes coming and going from their house at all hours of the day/night.
by BigButt12345 May 13, 2023
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Wife Span

The sum of years married divided by the number of marriages.
Jimmy has a really short wife span on average 4 years.
by macaddictr May 21, 2012
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Calling the wife

when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.
-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!
by T D1ddy March 01, 2011
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