Bum Winkle

frendly Slang for Anus.

Now then bum winkle, how ya doing

by Bobbymoore May 22, 2010

Bum sweats

A bum sweat is someone who is sad and has no life. They do something every day and have nothing better too do with their life. They should jump off a bridge

What a fucking bum sweat
They’re fucking bum sweats

by ForKieranForBants October 29, 2020

Bum Tussle

To use one's bum to assert your position in bed. A back to back Fight, a struggle for an optimum sleeping position.

You and your wife are sharing a bed, bum to bum.. she has more than you. A Bum Tussle insues! You win!! HOrrrayy, you are the Bum Tussle Champion. Enjoy the extra space in bed and a full nights rest, looks like your wife will wake up cranky, sucks to be her.

by love4loaded April 29, 2010

Bum Clock

A big black ground beetle (Northern Ireland slang)

I lifted a sod of turf and a bum clock ran out and scared the wits out of me.

by Fasciola June 12, 2018

abbeys bum

The peach of all peaches

Abbeys bum is fit bruv

by Y7286 June 12, 2017

hair bumming

Where one glues hair on the bum and walks around asking people to brush it

Daniel: "What are you up to this weekend fam?"
Matt: "Just gonna go out hair bumming with the boys"

by SpiritualPigeon May 22, 2016

bum webbing

The cross-hatched webbing pattern that forms from dry dirty anal hair, so that faecal matter has to rip through like a child on a trampoline tower

He was going to fuck my ass last night but in stead dumped me because I hadn’t waxed my bum webbing

by itsnotnino January 14, 2023