Things now you're well?

Things now you're well? is a less common phrase used by Irish people. It is more common in the south of Ireland. Roughly translated it means: How are you?
'Things'... everything you care about.
'Now'...currently.
'You're'...you are.
'Well?'...feeling alright about them?

'Hey Billy. Things now you're well?'
'Not too bad Aisling. Not too bad. Things now?'
'Era, can't complain.'

by yourbuddy007 May 13, 2014

you're lunch meat

A noun that means "in trouble"

Most often used as a threat in 2000s sitcoms

"You're lunch meat" - Angry jock

by Rainbow Straight November 4, 2020

YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick

And what is your study on an analogous topic going to accomplish other than your own aggrandizement, shit-for-brains? HA! *Long term he says! Ha!

Hym "Yeah, hey, I think you're deflecting to 2nd order motivational principles to detract from a pretty egregious violation of civil liberties in the vein of that E'carceration book. But what I've done is write something people are actually going to read and what I wrote isn't a derivative re-hashing of the same work-salesman talking points. I imagine this is intended to be analogous to a school shooting but that shit is YOUR fault, collectively. That's you not knowing when to let shit go. And if you would have let the trams shit go when I told you to, you'd have 7 extra Catholic kids running around WOULDN'T YOU MATT? And I'm not a fraud. People expect me to be bombastic or something but none of the characters based on me are that. Almost all of them are dispassionate or aloof. Which I am. Is being good at gas station work concordant with virtue? No. And everything I said was happening is happening. I don't know what you expect me to be but I guarantee you're going to expect (deliberately) something you know I'm not so you can cry fraud. But ONKY because I called your favorite psychologist a charlatan. Perpetual uno reverse out of spite but you can't actually think well enough to do anything else. That and YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick

by Hym Iam October 8, 2023

You're wrong Em

Maurice loves you more and this is proof

Emily: "I love you more Maurice"
Maurice: "You're wrong Em!"

by King_felix_121 May 29, 2020

you're not ugly

Something unattractive men are told as a ruse to keep said men pursuing and asking women on dates. Almost sociopathic.

Person 1: Never been on a date, I keep getting called ugly and creepy-looking.
Person 2: You're not ugly!
Person 1 continues to get told he is ugly and turned down for the next 20 years.

by Based Fiend July 15, 2024

You're Mine song

Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my dick's ascension
Sixteen bits of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You're my ecstasy
(insert the rest of the lyrics)

Hey bro have you listened to the You're Mine song by DAGames?
Oh yeah its so good, it goes like Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
right?

by AwesomeAlexTheReal5914 May 26, 2024

dance till you're dead

You dance till you are dead.

DaNcE DaNce TilL yOu'Re DEaD..

by I have k!ds in my basement December 23, 2021