Wonky

(adj) A term to describe the effects one feels after consuming the drug ketamine. The more ketamine consumed the more wonky the person becomes. There are different levels of wonky: from slightly wonky to wonked the fuck out.

"Wow that K was fire! I'm so wonky I don't even know who you are!"

by WonkyMcSkipper September 3, 2012

Workel

A person/business owner who works on their own schedule from the comfort of where they want. Anytime, anywhere.

Someone who is takes control of their own life when it comes to the idea of working and providing their services to others.

This year, I'm focusing on being a workel and just traveling the world

by Neword January 5, 2022

dmv-worker

An indivual whose IQ is equivalent to that of a bedrock. This type of species lack a high level of cognity skills, usually the kind that's controlled by the frontal lobe. They are what philosophers call p-zombies or philosophical zombies. Besides lacking this ability they are rude as fuck because their life is full of flying turds that they make sure to make your life as miserable as theirs. These slow, dull-witted ass-kissers are the root of rage generated at the DMV.

Person1: hey, look a walking !
Person2: thats a dmv-worker!

by Neil-U November 16, 2015

Work Monkey

A Work Monkey is the one person in your class that you get to do your work for you, and you don't have to give them anything in return. They will get the paper you need for the day, do your homework and let you cheat in a test without wanting something back.

Did you do the homework last night?" "I gotta get it from my Work Monkey before second period.

by Sadieisonfire1 April 26, 2011

Work slut

The girl at work who puts herself out there and either flirts with, or fucks, every guy she works with.

1st guy: Man..shorty over there is lookin good, whats her name?

2nd guy: You don't want none of that bro, trust me. She's a work slut!

by Blart C April 10, 2012

Workaholic

a strong belief in the moral benefit and importance of work and its inherent ability to strengthen character.

Chris is management material because he is a workaholic.

by Mile highwarrior May 27, 2016

work culture

Work culture is how people act in a work place setting. People cannot be their true selves, for work culture is very sterile. One must show up on time, do their job(without trying to slack and make others do some of their work) all while keeping their head low and not getting caught up in drama. Work culture requires a fake smile and a glad to be here attitude even though it’s fake. Many first generation white collar workers do not understand work culture and act inappropriate at work and get very mad when HR writes them up. They feel like they are victims because they do not understand work culture

Whites privilege is having your parents teach you about work culture at a very young age.

by Jk lovin July 14, 2020