Noose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a rope.

"THE LAST BOYSCOUT badge was earned by learning to properly tie a Noose Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

willy shakes

when someone is so angry because they are having trouble reciting, taking notes, or trying to decipher Shakespeare

I’ve been trying to memorize these lines for so long, I have the Willy Shakes!!

These notes are so hard, I’m starting to get the Willy Shakes!

I’m so mad because this is so hard to understand, the Willy Shakes are kicking in!!

by anna_j11 February 5, 2019

willy britt

Pesky little monkey that has severe ADD

She is acting like a real Willy britt

by Baha haha May 9, 2017

Hot Willy

Like a wet willy, but with a half eaten piping hot chip (French Fry).

Awh mate, that bird was absolutely skank, good thing you got rid of her with a hot willy!

by YellowOnYourDog December 7, 2016

Abuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was harmful treatment--which he is.

"THE KID suffered sexual Abuse Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

little willy

someone that looks like Marlowe and is perfect in every way but has a little dick

hey look your perfect but you have a little willy

by big man, little willy March 19, 2019

willy waving

Tickling your pickle

he was caught willy waving

by okhysdhbfs November 8, 2017