Noose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a rope.

"THE LAST BOYSCOUT badge was earned by learning to properly tie a Noose Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

little willy

someone that looks like Marlowe and is perfect in every way but has a little dick

hey look your perfect but you have a little willy

by big man, little willy March 19, 2019

Caboose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a train.

"The hobo hopped on the Caboose Willis and rode 16 BLOCKS."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

willy britt

Pesky little monkey that has severe ADD

She is acting like a real Willy britt

by Baha haha May 9, 2017

Hot Willy

Like a wet willy, but with a half eaten piping hot chip (French Fry).

Awh mate, that bird was absolutely skank, good thing you got rid of her with a hot willy!

by YellowOnYourDog December 7, 2016

Abuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was harmful treatment--which he is.

"THE KID suffered sexual Abuse Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

little willie

One of the first tanks ever made, was built and founded by Sir einston churchill in 1915 but failed due to it could not cross trenches during World War 1

Too bad that little willie was impractical that little fuckhead tank.

by someww1geek November 27, 2017