packy slap

Where a person puts a turd in there hand with 5 pence stuck in it and offers it to a person when they ake the money you splat the turd in there face.

I packy slapped pete,he has shit on his face like a packy.
Fugdefacedpacky

by Mr_feltpen September 8, 2010

Slapping Jerry

When a laying down man with an erection punches their boner penis like a punching bag. The head should wobble with the shaft back and forth.

After I went to the movie with a naughty girl I had a nice boner so I started slapping jerry.

by Soon blayer April 28, 2015

swagga slap

When an erect male catapolts his enormous man business into the face of an unsuspecting lover

"Mmm girl, I was with Javon last night and all of a sudden, he pulled out the swagga slap!"

by Silkypjwearinpimp February 12, 2010

Slap A Sticker

When someone is ready to come, pull out, jizz on the person's face and smack the fuck out of them.

Everyone knows that to make sure you stake your claim right, gotta Slap A Sticker on 'em. They'll never forget you.

by JoohnseyBoy78 June 10, 2021

Spiritual Slap

When you’re headed down a shitty path in life and get slapped with a spiritual awakening.

Shit I was just trying to live it up with a little vodka and meth, and then I got a spiritual slap with an out of body experience.

by AmyLane September 11, 2023

Chuffty Slap

A verb meaning to give someone a 'slap across the face' whilst being excited or erect.

Huey- Yanno what, one day your going to get a Chuffty Slap Harry. You do know that.

Harry- You what faggot.

by Jon ceena September 2, 2017

Slapping patties

otherwise known as bumpin uglies, or taking the one-eyed yogurt slinger into the depths.

Those old farts are slapping patties.

by Jake the Snake from Penn. January 28, 2011