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Master of whipness

a particular type of fella who lives under the wing of his girlfriend and performs various acts such as ditching the boys for the bitches, carrying the books for the bitches, being on call at any time of day for the bitches (usually dwelling around the art department with his girl) and constantly bitches about everything and denies that he's whipped
essentially, master of whipness defines the name of being whipped and makes it his own.
Guy 1: man, where is he?...Where gonna be late
Guy 2: oh yeah i forgot to tell you, hes hangin out with the bitches
Guy 1: wow he is the Master of whipness
by Jessex Cardaboner May 13, 2009
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purple headed bull whip

bitch slapping a girl with your dick well you have a erection and leaving a large amount of mushroom prints on her face
dude why dose your gf have so many round marks on her face ,oh i let her have a purple headed bull whip
by cvrt ops June 23, 2010
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whiplash

The preferred sound a quadriplegic makes when they dive into a swimming pool.
Lifeguard: Hmmm, that sounded like a whiplash. Better get me first aid kit ready.
by Cobs July 20, 2003
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ghost ride the whip

Walking alongside your car while swinging. Associated with the hyphy movement.
by Nicholas Gersky April 29, 2006
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Whiplash

A guy who whips his blonde hair around like a fricken idiot. The guy has no clue you are calling him Whiplash behind his back and he also has no clue what you are talking about when you say it right to his face.
girl: look at that guy whipping his hair around like a fricken idiot.

other girl: yeah, i know that kid. i call him whiplash.

both girls: BAHahahHHAhHhhah!
by p.w.lover May 1, 2009
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whip

any dope ride that you floss. Black Benz 500 on 20 inch chrome rims all black leather interior with like 2 12s or 15s in tha trunk, DVDs in tha head rests of tha seat, flip down LCD screen tinted windows used to floss infront of people to show off social status. Buy it or steal it, eitherway everyone will know you tha shit, stuck up girls see whips as eye candy and will submit them selves to the one flossin' tha whip in they fact they know he has money and knows if she works it right she maybe able to get money out of him, but the player flossin tha whip is too smart for the girl, decieves her into thinking she will get some thing an in the end she is used in a one night stand and the player rolls off in tha whip leaving to girl with nothin but cum, in doing so the player is congradulated by his homies with high fives or props and is said to be tha man. other haters wish they had the whip so they to could be tha man.
i need to cop an ill whip so i too can pull madd hoes
by Ryan Jay August 11, 2004
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whipstress

a woman whose mere presence makes her boyfriend's/husband's personality completely disappear
John is such a cool guy when his whipstress isn't around
by colahawk August 17, 2008
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