What the flaming flying fuck?

1. An expression of total and utter disbelief or anger. Said when something happens that is as incredible as seeing two people fuck while on fire and flying.

2. What people usually say when you show them a shock site for the first time.

1. Doctor: I'm sorry Little Timmy, but it appears that your belief in Santa Claus has somehow given you a malignant tumor in the direct center of your penis.
Little Timmy: What the flaming flying fuck?!

2. Dan: Hey guys, check out this masochistic sex video!
Everyone but Ben and Kate: WHAT THE FLAMING FLYING FUCK?

by bass turd October 30, 2010

what son

A term that originated as the chant for Clarkson Secondary School at MIST Toronto in 2010 ("What son!? Clark-son!"), it can generally be used by someone who has done or said something exceptionally superior which then begs the question, "what can you say or do in response to what I have just said or done that could possibly be better in comparison?" The speaker addresses his/her audience as "son" in an endearing, albeit diminutive fashion, to relay a humble sense of superiority in the spirit of good competition and sportsmanship.

"When you already have the best chant, you don't need any fancy videos {to win the epic chant contest for MIST 2011}. What son?!"

(To which the audience will immediately know the appropriate reply, i.e. "CLARKSON!")

by sayinaayomisttoronto April 13, 2011

what's your favourite colour?

Used as deterrent to try and avoid confrontations.

"Steve. I need you to answer me. Why was there child pornography in your room?"

"So Brad, what's your favourite colour?

by jockerty April 10, 2019

im catching what your pitching

i understand what your expressing

im catching what your pitching e.g im feeling ya

by grand daddy of the kkk March 5, 2009

That's what the priest said.

An updated version of the previous "That's what she said" phrase relating to the many "incidents" between priests and "God's children."

Bob: I pulled on it as hard as I could and it just wouldn't come out!
Bill: "That's what the priest said."

by deeplydisturbedindividual June 1, 2010

What Da?

Short for What the Fuck in which the "the" in "What The?" is purposely mispelled to make it unique.

Max:Billy where are you going?
Billy:I am going home for some fluffy tacos!
Max: What Da?

by G man2006 November 10, 2008

What The Cunt

Similar to what the fuck except used in exceptional circumstances to exclaim an even greater level of surprise, shock, amazement, etc.

1: "Dude, you hear that she didn't get that abortion?"
2: "Seriously?"
1: "Yeah, she wants child support now as well"
2: "WHAT THE CUNT?!"

by Scuzzmonkey69 April 1, 2011