van shopping

I don't know the definition ...

We are van shopping...

by Mammelle January 9, 2018

Mouse in my van

When a normal size guy let’s a small homosexual man insert his penis into his anus.

Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.

Adie: How was it?

Joe: Well I barely felt him.

by Bottom of the Bottle January 11, 2018

1962 Van Euhton contraption

The 1962 Van Euhton contraption is torture bed layout with poisoned spikes and small footrest with hot coal under it. The fist level of torture for this is putting a chocker made of small bits of lead in the person's mouth. The second is inserting a small slit in the stomach and sticking a queen bee and we're the other bee's from the said queens Hive will go inside. The third is using a torch and lighting the eyes on fire. Then the person will die painfully and slowly

"Hey Jim how long have you put Richard on the 1962 Van Euhton contraption?"

by Grugmoment1999 January 16, 2020

Van boy

A code name for an attractive guy

Hey that's my Van boy

by Bearyellow January 19, 2020

van

a gay bitch that enjoys cock in the ass

van is gay

by bobblolll January 27, 2020

van wiltenburg

Some dumbfuck who likes to drift tractors

Hey that guy can drive!

Yeah he must be a van wiltenburg

by Idrifttractors January 30, 2020

Vans

Vans is a slang for "lorazepam" or "Ativan"
Usually at 2mg dosage they are take in abundance to get fucked up.

Yo i just got my script for vans, tryna have a crazy night?

by Ilovebenzodiazapines March 30, 2020