《¤》If《¤》Reggie《¤》Valdez《¤》Calls《¤》 Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》Messenger《¤》Add《¤》Oak《¤》I 《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》

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《¤》If《¤》Reggie《¤》Valdez《¤》Calls《¤》 Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》Messenger《¤》Add《¤》Oak《¤》I 《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

《¤》Reggie《¤》Telmo《¤》Valdez《¤》Is 《¤》Called《¤》Air《¤》Bud《¤》Catches《¤》More《¤》Balls《¤》Than《¤》A《¤》Golden《¤》Retriever《¤》

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《¤》Reggie《¤》Telmo《¤》Valdez《¤》Is 《¤》Called《¤》Air《¤》Bud《¤》Catches《¤》More《¤》Balls《¤》Than《¤》A《¤》Golden《¤》Retriever《¤》

by Ezcemaja March 9, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Mas Te Vale TeMas<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mas Te Vale TeMas<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mas Te Vale TeMas<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Mas Te Vale Te Mas<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mas Te Vale Te Mas<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mas Te Vale Te Mas<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

St. Valentine's Day Massucker

(refers to the mob shooting in 1929 - the St. Valentine's Day Massacre and the St. Valentine's Day itself; comes from "massacre" and "sucker") a total destruction of hopes and dreams of people who sent Valentine cards to their dream-boyfriends/-girlfriends, where they usually finally have the courage to show their feelings, hoping that this would allow them to start a beautiful relationship - the hopes and dreams end up with a failure (because of being rejected by the "beloved one"), often involving being made fun of and laughted at in front of the whole class or school and eventually called a loser and a sucker;

Alan fell in love with Jen the very moment he saw here, but she was out of his league. He was always somewhere around her, waiting for the right moment to tell here about his feelings. And so there was St. Valentine's Day. He sent her a beautiful, hand-made card, where he described his affection. Not only did she rejected him, but also showed the card to all the worst possible people she could have shown it to, so they all made fun of Alan for like a month. He felt like a total loser and a sucker. It was his St. Valentine's Day Massucker.

by KurtSteinerPL June 22, 2012

U.S.S. Juan Valdez

The infamous cargo-carrier that ran aground (due to Captain Joseph Hazlenut's having downed one too many cups of joe) in Alaska and spilled thousands of pounds of Colombian coffee into the bay, giving the surrounding wildlife a major case of the caffeine-jitters and thus causing them to behave really weird for weeks afterwards. The fiasco caused a major "media-buzz", as well.

After the U.S.S. Juan Valdez accident, coffee-transporting cargo-vessels were required to pack their coffee in separate thick-walled metal shipping-containers rather than just bulk-filling their holds with the dry product, to reduce the chance of the coffee's just spilling right out into the ocean if the ship's hull is breached.

by QuacksO August 5, 2018

Mr. Valencia

A Mr. Valencia is a type of teacher that acts super cool and lay back. He always has your back, is typically tall, and has long luscious hair. He has a great personality and has easy work which adds to his amazing teachings. He typically wears the exact same jacket everyday which just makes his classic look even better.

Hey is that Mr. Valencia?
Yeah he's the best teacher around!

by CarlTheCreeper February 1, 2022