twataphyliac

A man or a woman who has an insatiable obsession for female genitalia.

A twataphyliac is someone who has a desire to look at, enjoy, and pleasure a woman's twat.

by Zummy April 19, 2011

Twat-stain

1. The signature red stain on a girl's undergarments.
2. Anyone and everyone who you do NOT like.

1. The twat-stain on that hooker's panties made my dick about as hard as a banana peel.
2. That twat-stain put chocolate pudding on my nipples while I was furiously masturbating!

by xPedobearz April 28, 2011

Toats-bloats

After snacking on a wide variety of differing foods (ranging from pies to ice-cream) an individual feels bloated to a state where normal bodily functions become challenging or in serious cases impossible.

Sometimes confused with food baby or carb comas "toats bloats" is a far more advanced condition of fatness after consumption.

"far out im toats-bloats"
"after sex I like to buy snacks and get toats-bloats"

by roundandsound November 13, 2011

Twat Swatter

A girl who prevents her friend or friends from getting laid; the female version of a cock block

caitlin is a major twat swatter tonight

by Thaddeus buttshaft July 16, 2011

Twat Sac

As a female ages her twat starts to sag. That is a twat sac. It is to be used as an insult.

Jim: That kid Andrew is a dirty hairy twat sac.

by JIP741 November 21, 2011

Twat Cap

A twat cap are caps which were originally worn by rappers and gangsters but have now been worn by hipsters, the caps are usually have an american basketball team logo or a baseball team logo, they usually make the wearer look like a twat

"Hey look at that Hipster with his twat cap"
"I really want a twat cap but its too mainstream now"

by the big nonse January 2, 2012

Twat Trophy

Term of endearment for children...

And these two here are mommy's little twat trophy :)

by tallen7987 December 7, 2012