Twitter

Synonym for Hell.

When you die, you're going to Twitter.

by Artyboi November 4, 2022

Twitter

I mean it speaks for its self.

jack- "they are you on twitter"
sam- "You mean hell?"

I dont want to go to twitter.

by TheGuyWhoSpeaks November 5, 2022

Twitter

Twitter is a social media app that everyone has their opinions and create raids and tells lies that no one will figure out if true.

its fun to spread lies on twitter.

why do you need an example? go find out yourself what twitter lies in its deep cave.

by the_sussy_baka November 11, 2022

Twitter Verified Checkmark

The Twitter Verified Checkmark is a blue checkmark on twitter. It let's people know if an account is notable. After November 9th 2022, you require a twitter blue subscription to receive a checkmark. You do not need a single follower, you only need twitter blue to get the checkmark.

Twitter blue is starting at $7.99/mo and is only available for purchase on iOS.

I got the Twitter Verified Checkmark yesterday!

by ToolifyStudios November 12, 2022

Twitter

A platform with hundreds and thousands of stupid, dumb, idiotic, waste of time arguments, plus a bonus of thousands of thirst-trap and sex bots account, waiting for your reply, hoping to get yes as an answer.

"Hey, I found something on Twitter!"
"What is it?"
"I-I don't know... but I agreed to this.. please come look at this."
"Dude, you just fell for a thirst-trap. What the hell is wrong with you, John?"

by imperfectcub178 December 2, 2022

Twitter

A social media platform that racists, feminists, politicians, and furries go to argue with eachother.

Damn bro, I saw my little sister on Twitter yesterday.. I think euthanasia is the best course of action.

by Cinnabonlord September 2, 2022

Twitter

Twitter is basically 1000000 tons of toxic waste all compiled into one website. If we deleted it, the sea levels would probably be back to it's level in 1922.

I use twitter and i'm a huge pain in the ass and i'm better than you. Even if you win the Nobel Peace Prize, i'll still be better than you. (casually posts mid+l+bozo+don't care+didn't ask+i'm better+ratio+0 iq about someone saying they like apples)

by thiscatisd September 13, 2022