turkey season

When you grab your penis (it has to be small enough when flaccid to fit entirely in your hand) and pull upwards repeatedly, chasing another person with your jiggling scrotum while shouting "turkey season!". It is so named after the sac's resemblance to a turkey's neck.
"You almost done in there? I gotta pee. Wait, what are you-"
"Turkey season!"
"Oh, god, no."
by dieff April 26, 2014
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turkey drop

the onslaught of refuse that occurs after a particularly hearty meal, such as that of Thanksgiving.
There is the usual complication of everyone having the same symptom, but only a choice number of bathrooms. This fiasco can be referred to as the Turkey-Pants drop
After that bird, we had the biggest turkey drop ever witnessed on the eastern seabord.
by poooooopie November 24, 2005
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Turkey Basher

someone who chases a sole turkey around a field with only the inteny of smashing its skull in with a shovel, or taking them home and having their wicked way with it. these type of people tend to live in their parents room or basement, although they are at the ripe age to leave the nest as it were.
1) computer hackers.
2) liers.
3) comporate buisenise men.
4) townies.
by andy pandy December 07, 2004
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turkey stuffing

When a drunken virgin woman makes the decision to concent to anal sex before attempting vaginal sex. The male must be at least five years older for it to be a true turkey stuffing. For an authentic turkey stuffing the woman must perform oral sex after at least three rounds of anal sex. A common identifier is that the woman will have an akward limp the morning after this turkey stuffing. Much like the indians limped off after thanksgiving when the pilgrams totally kicked there ass.( this really happened to a girl at my highschool )
Im really tired coach. I had a long night of turkey stuffing with some drunk bitch in high school. Anyways back to work for that superbowl ring.
by The L town Kids October 25, 2007
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turkey time

A reminder that Gobble (felatio) is on the regular schedule and the "time" has come.

During christmas or Thanksgiving when the turkey is ready to be carved at the table and family takes there seats.
" I know you've been called to a late shift at the hospital but you cant go. Its Turkey time!

"Everyone sit at the table and lick you lips becuase its Turkey Time"
by scotsman1821 August 09, 2007
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Roast Turkey

Pooping and Vaping at the same time, especially the post-Thanksgiving dump.
Dude, I'm gonna go roast turkeys in the bathroom.
by supersoapmanz November 24, 2017
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Turkey Head

A chicken and or goat head used in reference to females of ill repute.
Hardcore reluctantly, against all better judgements, was obligated to paint a turkey heads face white during a contract bang video.
by PseudoMan420X May 02, 2011
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