TUBER

Medical Abbreviation: Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination Rquired. As seen on doctors' charts whenever a hot patient checks in.

"I wonder why the doctor wrote tuber on my medical report when I went to have my yeast infection treated?"

by peglor January 9, 2008

tuber

to uber to imagine, :-: better than uber-pwn

you are TUBER at this game - you are to awesome at this game to be playing.

by sn1pesh1t September 10, 2009

tubed meat

a meat that is in some kind of tube form, usually made from some kind of mystery meat

ex: sausage, hot dogs, brats...

We went to the carnival yesterday. I got a funnel cake while Ben got tubed meat

by leanonpoop February 23, 2009

Tubeage

Stereotypically, a term used by surfers. Refers to size of waves on the beach.

"Dude!, the tubeage is rocking today!"

"Ah bummer,they saw tomorrow's tubeage is gonna be suckish."

by SellOutBoy May 13, 2009

Tubehead

A foolish or stupid person.

This kid is an absolute tubehead.

by Abs2752 May 18, 2016

Tubes

A slang used to describe the shape and size of a woman who's tit's are enormous is a unpleasant way.

Hey, check out the "tubes" on Connie, fuck, I bet those long fat discusting fat tits would fill a five gallond pail!!! What a sickening bitch!!!

by Lambton Man January 16, 2007

tubesteak

penis slang somewhat aside, "tubesteak" can also means someone who is, or is behaving like, a dumbass or an asshole or both.

pretty much always said of guys, not of women. can be used either out of real irritation and anger with someone or in a joking manner among friends.

this meaning likely derives, in part, from the bodily slang of the above definitions (i.e. being a dick), but also from something a bit less vulgar...namely, referring to someone as a tubesteak is similar to calling him a meat popsicle, or a human, tube shaped, brainless column of meat.

dood, Joe was such a fucking tubesteak on saturday when his drunk ass dropped that whole case of beer on my rug.

or

are you serious? she's hooking up with that tubesteak fratfuck from alpha alpha alpha?!

by lewaazz July 21, 2008