Turkey Punch

To punch someone in the throat.

"Did you see Bruce turkey punch that guy yesterday? "
"Yeah! He's gonna have to eat apple sauce for a week!"

by RecordmanSam July 28, 2011

Turkey Sub

A fat person, or person who eats a large amount.

Someone who eats and excessive amount and should be fat, but is not.

Carrot Top, Roadrunner, Turkey Sub, we're gonna have a lot of equipment - Jack Black, School of Rock

Hey Turkey Sub (to large person)

TurkeySub (nickname to thin over eater)

by wordgman November 4, 2007

Turkey necking

Fucking a girl on her period until your balls are covered in blood, which gives the illusion of a turkeys red neck

I was fucking this girl on her period, and i ended up turkey necking her

by poopsmear January 10, 2011

Turkey Baste

The act of filling a turkey baster with mayonnaise, then injecting it into a sleeping victims anus.

Guy 1: Hey is he going to bed early?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy1: You should totally Turkey Baste him.

by j0tc35v October 30, 2012

flamin' turkey

An idiot. One that does something idiotic. A foolish or stupid person.

Dan is such a flamin' turkey.

by DS.. October 30, 2005

turkey bark

Farting after eating turkey.

I let out out a massive turkey bark after Thanksgiving dinner.

by yo mama October 5, 2004

Turkey Farts

A series of high-level economic treaties signed during the mid 1990s between Florida, Miami-Dade County, and a series of mole creatures known as Tar Tar.

Resident one: "My revenue stream is all fudged up from these turkey farts!"

Resident two: "Whoa!"

by Casino Williams-Williams August 13, 2011