barbe-toucheur 

noun. Something/somebody that gives you pleasure touching your beard repeatedly.

If you are stressed I can be your barbe-toucheur

barbe-toucheur by Ninaleeg May 6, 2014

organ toucher 

When your penis is so big it touches a girl's organ when you stick it in her vagina

His penis was so big it was considered an organ toucher.

organ toucher by Jimmy John is freaky fast in b May 6, 2015

Pooter Toucher 

An individual who touches his or her own anus while listening to "Wide Awake" by Katy Perry. Generally speaking, someone who has a longstanding fetish towards their own anus.

Man, this dude across the way at the bar smells like a dirty diaper. I bet he's a serious pooter toucher.

Pooter Toucher by anonymous January 1, 2017

dr toucher

an friend that is annoying

Dr toucher plays GTA5

dr toucher by Cheif Boyardee April 11, 2017

Twice-touched-water 

A river or stream that has had a golf ball placed in it, removed, then molested twice by an arguably Russian autistic 30-year-old

Dude, the recipe for these baked beans calls for twice-touched-water, what the hell is that?

Twice-touched-water by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer February 12, 2019

Tummy Toucher 

when you stroking deep in her, to where it feels like you're in her tummy

"I'm never leaving him, he a tummy toucher having me cum too good

Tummy Toucher by Erotic King March 19, 2020

Loneliness-Toucher

Someone who is so down astronomically that he will do anything for the nookie. Typically takes interest in girls who A) Are way out of his league, B) Not even straight or C) Not from the fucking country

He also thinks he's a "dreamy lover-boy type" when really, just creepy

Dude 1: "You seriously gonna pull a Loneliness-Toucher, are you?"

Dude 2: "I am what one may call, slightly down bad"

Loneliness-Toucher by yermasurda May 4, 2021