Empty Toolbox

A tool box with little or none things in it, which you get fer your birthday

Jordan Markle got an empty toolbox for his birthday...WHAT THE FUCK

by draino destroier April 21, 2010

back to the tool shed

What you say when someone is being a tool and you want them to go away.

Tool: Herp derp
Me: Why are being such a tool? You can go back to the tool shed now.

by ooohimamonkey June 15, 2012

Cool as a tool

This phrase is used to describe someone that acts like they are the king shit and wants everyone to know it. You can tell they are like this by the way they walk, talk, and act. Their huge ego is astounding because a lot of the time these people think they are better than everyone else.

Katie: "Hey girl, look at Molly over there with her new North face, Uggs, and yoga pants. She is sooo popular, I wish I was as cool as her."

Amy: "What a fake, she is about as cool as a tool."

by Marpfart Marpdiesel Marps Dave December 23, 2013

Dave O'Toole

An alter-ego of sorts. One who no longer cares about order, only chaos. If there is a drink present, Dave O'Toole will find it. If there is an ego present, Dave O'Toole will smash it.

Just heard there was a Dave O'Toole sighting at Peachtree Tavern. I'm staying in tonight boys.

by Kiirbstomp February 10, 2021

toolio

1. an extreme tool.
2. a mexican tool.

"si, si senore, mucho toolio."

by noof April 6, 2004

toolbox

A car full of tools. Possibly an early 90's rusted out mustang with plastic spinners and some over sized cheap decal that claims to be part of some "Car Club."

Hey, look at those tools ridin' around in that POS and claim to be in a "car club."

Yeah, that's a real toolbox.

by Fo Sho My Do May 23, 2007

tool

a sledge hammer (this is the only thing in my tool box)

"use that tool over there. its perfect for hanging priceless artwork."

by STDAVE April 11, 2006