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Torahphobia

to-rah-fo-bi-uh –noun. An acute or chronic intellectual disorder characterized by extreme, persistent, and irrational fear of Torah, the activity of obeying Torah, or a situation that leads to a compelling desire to avoid Torah sometimes accompanied by ad hominem attacks on those who love Torah.

Long Term Consequences of Torahphobia: Chronic. May be eternal and may prevent some from hearing, obeying, or entering the renewed covenant in Y'shua.

Short Term Consequenses of Torahphobia: An acute amnesia causing one to forget that scripture is the final authority.

Acute symptoms include cerebral cortex edema leading to a loss of basic fundamental logical reasoning and reading skills.

Chronic symptoms include eating pork and all other unclean foods, the blatant celebration of satanically inspired holy days including but not limited to x-mas, valentines day, sun-day spiritual exercises, etc.

To date there is only one known cure: A love inspired obedience to Torah through the redemptive work of Y'shua.

TpD (Torahphobia Disorder) can manifest with unexpected consequences such as an acute flareup which sometimes causes strange events such as facebook defriending and emotional and irrational outbursts of rage directed towards the witness/messenger.

If TpD causes too much stress, it may be rediagnosed as TpSD.
A person suffering from Torahphobia would say that Christians no longer need to adhere to the commandments after the New Testament.
by TsephanYah February 16, 2010
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Toronto Turban

The Toronto turban is the act of placing a well-worn or soiled pair of underwear or boxer shorts on your partners face or head while engaging in sexual intercourse then continually slapping them in the face, neck, chest or head until you have reached orgasm.
“Yo this chick was such a freak I gave her a Toronto turban last night it was fucking wicked”
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Torture

A Meticulous way to slowly inflict pain upon others. Normally done by those who are sick and twisted at heart or just really screwed up in the head.The best way to make another wish they were dead while they scream in pain and anguish and slowly snap. Often referred to as the art of the souless
First Guy:"I tortured a guy yesterday"
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First Guy: "The Helicopter spin"
Second Guy "Your messed up in the head man"
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Tory

The word used to describe a member or supporter of the Conservative Party. Along the same line as toff as it really is used as a derogatory way to insult rich or stuck-up people who care for nothing other themselves and their tendencies to shoot wild animals
'Hello, who are you?'
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'A what?'
'A tory, a member of the conserv..'
'Shut the fuck up Jeffrey!'
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Tiki Torch

(V.) The act of ejaculating on a woman, then lighting the jizz on fire.
Reggie: "Yo man you have a good time at that party last night?"
Jarvis: "Fuck yea dude I Tiki Torched the shit outta' some girl so bad she's as crisp as a faggot's butthole!"
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Torren

They are the beast person you will ever know. and even though they have their flaws they are the best friend a person could ever ask for.
Look I hear that girl is a Torren
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photon torpedo

Weapon carried by Federation starships, mostly used for blowing up Klingons.
Photon torpedos, fire!- Kirk, Picard, Janeway, etc..
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