i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking

this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104

Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"

by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022

Saying Goodnight to my mother

Masturbating. Jacking off. Choking the chicken.

Guy #1: "Dude, where were you?"
Guy #2: "Sorry, I was saying goodnight to my mother"
Guy #1: "Ohhhhhh...I gotchu ;)"

by PTOWNREPRESENT September 25, 2010

going to Ionia

Having anal sex with your girlfriend.

Yeah, tonight Brittany and I are going to Ionia. Score!

by cheeseandpeas December 14, 2010

a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die

A variant of a scale of one to dead used to judge situations where a minor mistake has occurred that could nevertheless cause the deaths of all involved. Commonly used in space stations, submarines, nuclear power stations and anywhere else that requires a rapid response to minor errors if everyone isn't going to die.

Nuclear Physicist: Fortunately, we managed to contain the situation before it could deteriorate further.
Reporter: Just how bad is it, on a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die?
Nuclear Physicist: I doubt it's more than a five. Can we finish this conversation in the bunker?

by antimorph July 3, 2007

Going to mars

Getting high/stoned/baked off of weed.

Guy 1: "Duuuuuuuuuude, I'm going to mars on a one-way trip."
Guy 2: "Pass that shit."

by General Phaze August 17, 2011

are you going to marry that?

When passing a joint around, someone takes a few more puffs than would be considered polite thus depriving others of herb....

could also be used in others scenearios when someone hogs something for too long.

mate....."are you going to marry that?" or what?"

by sharminator January 12, 2009

i'm going to sleep

I don't want to fucking text you

You: I love you
bae: I'm going to sleep

by Lord screw you guys October 11, 2014