thumb fumble

The act of accidentally attaching picture files to a text message.

-Hey, I just saw that second picture. Was the surprised look on her face because of the huge selection?

-My bad, thumb fumble

by spenger April 26, 2011

Kentucky Thumb

Plugging a hole with a thumb!

I shoved my Kentucky thumb in her hole to stop the bleeding.

by Butterplug May 20, 2021

John Thumb

Defined as the act of releasing one’s bowels in a manner where the shape of said excrement perfectly fits into the bottom of said toilet, plugging up the hole well enough to prevent successful flushing. Similar to the tale of the boy holding back a leaking wall with his thumb, this unintentionally shaped turd plug seats itself tight enough to hamper draining of thy marble throne.

Once I was finally able to push out that brown submarine from my ass, the dam turdpedo clogged my toilet so bad that my plumber said he doesn’t respond to JOHN THUMB service calls.

by Apologetic Shiek December 16, 2023

Thumb Justice

(1.)While you're having sex doggy style, shove your thumb in your partners ass.

"I was fucking her last night doggy and gave her that thumb justice"
"Keep talking that shit and i'll give you that thumb justice later"
"Not better then some good thumb justice"

by Hyviand September 15, 2022

kentucky thumb

When you have an accident and almost die when shooting your .50bmg and have a hole in your neck, or when you use said thumb for unholy purposes

Scott got the Kentucky thumb both ways

by Brandon_likes_ar’s_and_men May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

A sex pose where in the Male sticks his thumb in the Females throat.

"Man me and Brittany did the Kentucky Thumb last night" said Scott

by Scott Allen DeShields, Jr. May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

The Kentucky thumb is an act of vaginal fisting that requires your thumb on the the clit and your fingers in a fist. Your welcome Brandon👍

Since my AK won’t fit I guess I’ll have to giv’r the good ole Kentucky thumb👌

by Corbinskee7tree May 20, 2021