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Goose Assist

When a goose fan unceremoniously shoves the dripfield album into your clenched asshole.
I got a Goose Assist in Philly last night and Iโ€™m not doing too well this morning.
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Goose

a term of endearment for a pathetic and pitiable man
Person 1: Adam messed up his solo in front of everyone it was so fucking awful
Person 2: Aww poor goose
by Lunarfl4r3 June 29, 2022
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goose herpes

You know how fucking annoying a fucking goose is? You know how you can't get rid of herpes? Now imagine an orney, foul fowl with a bad case of distemper and covered in puss filled herpes sores. That won't go away, that will attach you and thus transmit the goose herpes to you. As your body slowly succumbs to the ravages of disease your hunger for bits of bread only increases along with your hatred of all mankind. Soon the transformation will be complete and you shall know unbounded hatred! HONK!
Damn, that bitch fucking nasty, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.
by Maxwell Haus August 26, 2020
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Goose green school

A smelly place for bad children who can't get into the religious school up the road because God hates them. Spend their time bullying eachother and the teacher and laughing at fat people. The teachers swear like Irish drunks of st Patrick's Day. The lunch is groole. Oliver twist has better food than that. No Goose green kiddo will ever ask for more. It's bumhole food. There are large rodents including rats and maggots infesting the school. The only good teacher is Mr pavlou (love that old geezer)
Person one: I want to punish my child. Where should I send them?
Person two: goose green school
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goose plucker

My goose plucker of a brother got caught outside walmart
by DJ smilyface March 15, 2015
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crippled goose

An insult/jeer used by friends.
"You're such a crippled goose, Bob."
by Kippers19 April 3, 2016
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Loose Goose

A cocktail combining Grey Goose Vodka with prune juice.
At the bar: "I'd like a Loose Goose, please."
by Keepinitregular October 2, 2019
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