forked off my spoon

When you fumble the bag so hard you may as well have made your spoon into a fork.

"I think I might have failed that exam. I forked off my spoon so bad, bro."

by Cozydinos August 21, 2024

Spoon

Another term used to describe typically a high school/ secondary school student who is a "goody two shoes" or a "teachers pet". This use of the term originates from Hadleigh High School in Suffolk England.

"Wow she is being such a spoon"
"Look at *Name* spooning the teacher"

by Guilhem991 February 6, 2018

Spoon Diver

You like to spoon with anyone. And all you do is spoon all day.

I'm a spoon Diver. Wow!

by Zigzag Brandon April 20, 2018

Chasing a Cloud With a Rubber Spoon

Futile effort; trying to achieve the impossible using inadequate means.

When your buddy asks what someone is doing and you don't know, you say "That boy is out there Chasing a Cloud with a Rubber Spoon."

by thingymaging June 20, 2025

Spoon ho

Someone who spoons with others regardless of relationship status, emotional state, or friendship with the spoonee.

"Oh my god, Katie is such a spoon ho, she cuddled with everyone at the party last night!"

by Thymelord November 3, 2016

cause spooning in a dress

Someone who's too fat to get into a dress and have to refund it back

that's cause spooning in a dress duh

by TheJocker037 October 5, 2019

the double spoon wammy

It’s the act in which you sit on someone’s face and shove their nose up either your ass or your vagina. This usually ends in your partners nose being broke.

“How did his nose get broke?”

“He and his girlfriend did the double spoon wammy”

by Regret June 10, 2020