Some Karen’s I actually feel bad for, because they aren’t a Karen at all. They are kind-hearted and trustworthy people. But… if your friends with a “LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER” Karen.. yeah… they are pretty self explanatory.
Cashier: Ma’am your total will be… $146.95.
Karen: $146.95!?!?
Cashier: Yeah?
Karen: What is this grocery store running?!? A full on fancy restaurant with fancy little napkins?!? Ugh!!
Karen: $146.95!?!?
Cashier: Yeah?
Karen: What is this grocery store running?!? A full on fancy restaurant with fancy little napkins?!? Ugh!!
by hannah_the_urbandictionariest October 1, 2022
Get the Karen mug.An “Army Karen” is the wife of someone who’s enlisted in the military who is a total bitch to everyone else while he’s on deployment or just in the reserves
Sid: Susan is a total “Army Karen” since her husband was deployed.
Randy: yeah but she constantly uses her husband’s benefits at CVS pharmacy for birth control pills and even got an IUD on his dime while he’s been away.
Randy: yeah but she constantly uses her husband’s benefits at CVS pharmacy for birth control pills and even got an IUD on his dime while he’s been away.
by ElectricAcid420 February 19, 2024
Get the Army Karen mug.An overprotective mom, or human being that is not an "I NEED TO TALK TO THE MANAGER!". And I know this because my mom... is a Karen, also (Karens will abuse you for no reason)
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Get the Karen mug.A blonde bitch
Doesn’t whoop ass
Pixie cut with sun visor
Usually drives a van with around 4 children
Doesn’t whoop ass
Pixie cut with sun visor
Usually drives a van with around 4 children
by Captain_Cockpit November 18, 2019
Get the Karen mug.The personality that once you take on, will probably result in everyone abandoning you, everyone you've ever known hating you, you most likely taking it up the ass repeatedly for it.
If you're thinking about becoming a karen, it's a sign you seriously screwed up in life and should seek help. Seriously.
Seriously stop reading this and go get help, or just remember that the majority of the stuff you complain about employees, managers etc cannot control. Just do it. You'll thank me later. Your loved ones will thank you. Your mother will thank you. Your father will thank you. People you probably never known will just be grateful that you're not a karen.
If you're thinking about becoming a karen, it's a sign you seriously screwed up in life and should seek help. Seriously.
Seriously stop reading this and go get help, or just remember that the majority of the stuff you complain about employees, managers etc cannot control. Just do it. You'll thank me later. Your loved ones will thank you. Your mother will thank you. Your father will thank you. People you probably never known will just be grateful that you're not a karen.
Watching someone act like a karen in a public area, unable to help or call for help because you yourself have acted like one. That is the definition of hell. Recovering from being a karen is the hardest thing, not just physically but mentally. You will lose your family and friends, you will be destroying your life. You can't get a job, you'll have a criminal record, you'll be classed as scum of the earth. Life for karens is being labelled with the stigma of being the failure, don't do it. It is not worth risking your reputation.
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