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Fuck the Mop

A way to express disbelief or amazement in response to an event or statement.

Gosh!

No way! Really?
"!!!? Fuck the mop, woman/man/name of person."
by tsophi March 22, 2021
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Fuck the dishes

The thing you say after you profess your love and want to have sex, instead of cleaning kitchenware.
Orlando Noble: I love you, Dave.

Dave Halloway: But what about the dishes?

Orlando Noble: Fuck the dishes!
by BrendanTheWolf July 4, 2022
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fuck the rangers

The sentence which is used during a skirmish of a Rangers FC fan by a Celtic FC fan. "fuck the rangers" is a like to be used term because it produces tears and the inside voices of a Rangers fans.
*Celtic crowd chanting* - "FUCK THE RANGERS"
*Rangers crowd crying* - "Lizzy don't listen te them 😢"
by kingdannic July 18, 2022
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fuck the staff week

december 21st to december 27th all discord members may harass the staff and nobody can do anything
fuck the staff week is now
by amegeus October 11, 2022
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Fuck The I.R.S

You don’t need a fucking definition for this you stupid bitch, all my homies hate the I.R.S.
Fuck my taxes, fuck the I.R.S.
by bigman120 May 15, 2023
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Don't Fuck the Chinaman

Messing with the Chinese government in a way that will make the Chinese government retaliate.
President Trump, please don't fuck the Chinaman. We really don't need a trade war. - American, 2018
by Badger384 May 21, 2018
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Fuck the dog

Means dragging something out, or finding an excuse to not be working. Taking longer, sometimes 3 times longer to carry out tasks, just so you look busy.
Taking an hour to fill up a bin of water, the bin should take 10 minutes. He loves to 'fuck the dog'
Leaving to go to another area on the job site, then texting if anything is needed before they go. He's been fucking the dog for 20 minutes'
Taking an hour on a 30 minute job, hoping that someone doesn't notice. "lazy fuck, whata lazy fuck, he's fucking the dog'
Going to the 'bathroom' when infact having another smoke
Taking the long way round to do something.
Volunterring to go and do a simple job, or pick something up for someone, when you know they are going thet way anyway.
Pretending to be making an important call to someone that isn't infact answering 'that call'
by Bill Finley February 8, 2012
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