Joel asked “Where’s Milwaukee?” after visiting the city for a meet; a Joel moment.
Joel once said “Wait, I thought everyone came from the Mayflower,” a Joel moment.
Joel once said “Wait, I thought everyone came from the Mayflower,” a Joel moment.
by Amogussussy March 18, 2021
Get the Joel Momentmug. 1. The act of being stupid. Including actions, and thought.
2. Having something profoundly dumb happen to you.
2. Having something profoundly dumb happen to you.
Example 1: Girl: "I always thought that General Custer from from the board game Clue."
Guy: "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You just had a Guthrie Moment."
Example 2: Oh shit! I just had a Guthrie Moment when I dropped my vodka on the fire and it went on my pants!
Guy: "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You just had a Guthrie Moment."
Example 2: Oh shit! I just had a Guthrie Moment when I dropped my vodka on the fire and it went on my pants!
by The Soul Man October 16, 2010
Get the Guthrie Momentmug. When you're watching an action movie and the action in a scene gets so intense that you blow your load due to sheer raw epicness. It's an explosion in your pants.
Joe - Yo, man, I finally watched Die Hard yesterday.
Steve - Shit man, took you long enough. And?
Joe - Holy hell, I had like 20 jizz moments. I couldn't even get up after watching it.
Steve - Shit man, took you long enough. And?
Joe - Holy hell, I had like 20 jizz moments. I couldn't even get up after watching it.
by bigjonny13 May 16, 2011
Get the jizz momentmug. when a person is slow on the uptake ie , not getting a joke, or getting it slower than other people,
also can be used in instances when acting in a particularly stupid way. i.e. walking into a pole, or putting the cereal box into the fridge after using,
Similar to a Blonde moment
also can be used in instances when acting in a particularly stupid way. i.e. walking into a pole, or putting the cereal box into the fridge after using,
Similar to a Blonde moment
Girl on phone to boy
Girl: have you seen my phone anywhere?
Boy: erm, you are using it?
Girl: i know but i cant see it anywhere
Boy: ...
Girl: ohhhhhhh... i just had a maggie moment
Girl: have you seen my phone anywhere?
Boy: erm, you are using it?
Girl: i know but i cant see it anywhere
Boy: ...
Girl: ohhhhhhh... i just had a maggie moment
by Mk127 October 24, 2012
Get the Maggie Momentmug. Ex. Bro 1: i like holding my gfs purse. Feels kinda nice
Bro 2: what
Bro 1: Sorry i had a maurice moment
Bro 2: what
Bro 1: Sorry i had a maurice moment
by The Gucci flip flops September 28, 2019
Get the A Maurice Momentmug. A pleasant telephone interaction with a stranger, usually an insurance agent.
Originates from the 2011 Apia (Australian Pensioners Insurance Agency) television commercials.
Originates from the 2011 Apia (Australian Pensioners Insurance Agency) television commercials.
Original Apia moment:
Agent - "Welcome to Apia, how can I help you?"
Customer - "I'm ringing regarding a quote for a new caravan we're buying. We would like to start the insurance and pay it quarterly.
Agent - "Not a problem at all. We don't charge any more to pay that way. Whe're you taking off to first?"
Customer - "We're going down to Lakes Entrance, and then across to the West"
Agent - "Gee life's gonna be one big holiday"
Customer - "Yes I hope so, (laugh)"
Agent - "Ohhhh, fantastic"
Agent - "Welcome to Apia, how can I help you?"
Customer - "I'm ringing regarding a quote for a new caravan we're buying. We would like to start the insurance and pay it quarterly.
Agent - "Not a problem at all. We don't charge any more to pay that way. Whe're you taking off to first?"
Customer - "We're going down to Lakes Entrance, and then across to the West"
Agent - "Gee life's gonna be one big holiday"
Customer - "Yes I hope so, (laugh)"
Agent - "Ohhhh, fantastic"
by megamanisnotdead July 5, 2011
Get the Apia momentmug. Being pissed off and ignoring the whole world around you.
Therefore being really rude to all the people around you, even people you don't know.
Therefore being really rude to all the people around you, even people you don't know.
"Jeez, what's wrong with kat ?"
"Oh yeah, she's having a jeff moment because her mum wouldn't buy her these sunglasses today ..."
"Oh yeah, she's having a jeff moment because her mum wouldn't buy her these sunglasses today ..."
by StephJay March 8, 2008
Get the jeff momentmug.