The state of being a cunt (vagina) and being annoying as shit and pissing everyone off nobody likes them and they are in the state of being a twivvle as well
Harrison- Dammit Mario Aidan keeps being a fucking cunt twivvle
Mario-I know I’m gonna bone his girlfriend tho
Mario-I know I’m gonna bone his girlfriend tho
by Harry1213 twivvle February 5, 2018
Get the cunt twivvlemug. A level reached after, douchebag
An individual, generally a male, that has ascended the level of asshole and douche. Just an overall pile of shit.
An individual, generally a male, that has ascended the level of asshole and douche. Just an overall pile of shit.
by Bringer of Justice May 12, 2017
Get the hammer cuntmug. When one person condescendingly expresses sympathy for another person/team/organisation/country etc. even though they don't really mean it. Often centered around competition.
After a ref blows yet another soft or bogus call in ENGLISH football: "Ah cunts and cakes ! Another free kick for poor poor ol Manchester United eh?! Maybe we should just stop the game and give United some baby bottles to suck on and soothe them before we let them win by way of more false calls?!"
by Shitheel Lane June 5, 2016
Get the cunts and cakesmug. A person who is extremely cocky and stuck up; a person that acts as if they are way better than others
by lalaneihisapimp October 31, 2015
Get the Cunt Nuggetmug. Nickname for Tuesday.
When someone calls you a cunt, they sometimes say "see you next Tuesday". C U Next Tuesday. CUNT.
(also can be Thursday too.)
When someone calls you a cunt, they sometimes say "see you next Tuesday". C U Next Tuesday. CUNT.
(also can be Thursday too.)
by baddboyy October 15, 2011
Get the cunt daymug. Someone who tries to talk shit about people refusing to accept the 2020 election with out evidence when there bitch asses cried about Russian collusion and cried for four years about Trump wasn’t their President
The voteflake cunt is such a hypocrite. Hopefully old Joe passes another crime bill that puts their family back in jail.
by Cock Diesil December 24, 2020
Get the Voteflake cuntmug. 1) Small change. Normally used in relation to 1p, 2p and 5p coins scavenged from unwashed trouser pockets or the back of sofas when in desperate need of cash. Also used in relation to inconveniently huge amounts of change given when a cashier has run out of notes.
So named because of the inconvenience caused to those on the recieving end (and those directly involved) of (and in) the transaction.
So named because of the inconvenience caused to those on the recieving end (and those directly involved) of (and in) the transaction.
"The queue isn't moving because that bloke at the front is paying for 20 Bensons in Cunt's Tender"
"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
by Skinbro December 9, 2008
Get the Cunt's Tendermug.