Houston Texas

the armpit of texas

Houston Texas is home to the most underachieving national sports teams .

by ashesx June 20, 2016

Texas Tuck

To bend downs as if to suck your own cock while skiing with your ski poles placed tightly under you arm pits.

-look at that Texas tucking fruit-booter in his one piece fag bag

by nnasty2011 December 30, 2011

texas chokehold

after the man is running around and his balls are all sweaty he goes inside and the woman blows him and gets naucious from the ball sweat smell and pukes on his stomach

taylor went running and got alot of ball sweat and when katie blew him following his runnimg and got sick and threw up on his stomach which is the texas chokehold

by paul bunting December 24, 2009

Texas A&M

A bunch of pussy ass faggots that get their money from fucking up the planet by drilling for oil.

Look at that jackass, he must be from Texas A&M

by Matt_PB1602 October 22, 2015

texas hammer

Is a muslim male who has a very large penis, dick, or cock. Originated in Dallas, Texas.

Wow, Muddasir you are a real Texas Hammer.

by Ambelina June 19, 2008

texas sunrise

The act of putting a metal spoon over a fire until it glows red then either putting it in/on a girls vagina, anus, or nipples. Its like a sunrise because the spoon dislike the hot sun, and it wakes up whoever you touch it with.

"I gave a Susan Heffley a Texas Sunrise. I hopE Frank Heffley doesn't find out"

by phat stank in the bum August 31, 2016

Evadale, Texas

A small town that sits along the Neches River in East Texas. No one in the town has an education higher than the 4th grade and pursues careers as laborers and helpers in the setx refineries, drug dealers and career criminals. Some claim this small town is Gods country but in reality the place is the shithole of Texas. It consists of nothing but a nasty paper mill, pine trees, incest and meth.

Where is the worst place to live?

Oh that’s easy, it’s Evadale, Texas

by Texas Royalty March 16, 2020