When someone gets on your nerves, and your anger disproportionate to the situation at times, is testing your Jesus.
If my boss doesn't understand the company policy that he wrote, well, he's just really testing my Jesus.
by Siouxise Eileen November 30, 2023
Get the testing my Jesusmug. 
crumple
kruhm-puh l
verb (used with object), crum·pled, crum·pling.
to press or crush into irregular folds or into a compact mass; bend out of shape; rumple; wrinkle.
to cause to collapse or give way suddenly:
Example: Hey Mike, did you see what she was wearing? Yeah, those clothes would look great crumpled on my bedroom floor. crumple test
kruhm-puh l
verb (used with object), crum·pled, crum·pling.
to press or crush into irregular folds or into a compact mass; bend out of shape; rumple; wrinkle.
to cause to collapse or give way suddenly:
Example: Hey Mike, did you see what she was wearing? Yeah, those clothes would look great crumpled on my bedroom floor. crumple test
by MJPII November 19, 2017
Get the crumple testmug. when you actually tried to test the features of Urban Dictionary rather than taking a gamble to upload a new word and get reported.
by brushyargyle23 December 1, 2020
Get the testmug. 
Testes are your butlers best friends , they give the butler the energy to answer the door like a nuclear physicist when some one visits.
Did you hear about whatsies testes getting Blown off? Oh how terrible , but at least he got some kind of group of friends from this. Ya know other butlers who don’t answer the door when ppl knock. Yeh great group of guys if they aren’t having a siesta in a straw hat. Yeh.
by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025
Get the Testesmug. In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...
- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's
- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking
- The emergency spank!
- Forward bay spank
- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready
- Spanking on roundabouts
- Hill spanks
On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's
- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking
- The emergency spank!
- Forward bay spank
- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready
- Spanking on roundabouts
- Hill spanks
On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024
Get the The spanking testmug.