Tank

a girl who wears no other make-up, but a shitload of every eye make-up product in the world.

That bitch is a tank!

Carly looks like a major tank!

I hate tanks!

by bunniecakes96 September 14, 2012

Tanked

When a person stops in the middle of a hookup to tell the other person that he/she is into someone else, usually to let the person getting tanked (the tankie) know that the hookup is only casual and won't go anywhere

Boy: Hey, I'm really enjoying this makeout session and all but just so you know Catherine and I might be getting back together soon.

Girl: Did I just get tanked?

by Rebecca Nire April 25, 2014

Tanked

: to fail at something pretty harshly

Metaphorically, "tank sinks to the bottom of the sea.

· Man, I tanked that quiz yesterday in Fischer's class; I didn't study at all.

by flunk April 16, 2014

tank

when you forget the H in thanks

tanks o shit forgot the h

by shotgun7788 November 5, 2015

Tankapotomas

A person that is the size of a tank with facial features of a hippopotamus

That person moves and looks like a tankapotomas

by JJCA0031 April 27, 2016

Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.

Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.

by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016

Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.

Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.

by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016