twitter

a toxic social media platform filled with oversensitive faggots that act like toddlers, oh wait toddlers can think better than that,

man twitter is the worst social media platform on earth im quitting

by ilovehugeass56lawl October 15, 2022

twitter speech

a way of speaking only real skinny legends use

"*Insert name*, sweetie, I'm so sorry, but I'm about to spill the tea, so hold ur wigs, cause imma snatch 'em."
or
"Oof sis, several points were made, eye cannot-"

*insert a list of random emojis like the cowboy emoji, the water droplets emoji and the cool sunglasses emoji*

"can somebody tell *insert name* that using twitter speech isn't that cool sis, it ain't it chief"

by boatychan February 3, 2019

Milo Stan Twitter

The nicest stan that has ever existed. The brightest side on stan twitter. Mostly tweets and defend about melanie. The only straight male crybaby in this universe. Always bring a justice on every stan fight. The mature one but still floping so hard

X : omg have you seen milo stan twitter? He always give a positivity vibes !
Y : yeah, thats very kind of him

by Taylor illicit affair November 22, 2020

twitter sitter

Someone who waits for any tweet, for the sole purpose of replying to that tweet regardless of the content of who said it.

Mike: I blocked Daniel on twitter

Joe: Why?

Mike: He's a twitter sitter!

Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!

by blaine.alan April 27, 2009

sneaker twitter

a big fuckfest

wow, this group of people reminds me of a sneaker twitter.
@learningszn

by @learningszn October 13, 2018

twitter god

A person that is the man on twitter but not shit in real life

CR people are real twitter gods

by Ratchetmike December 18, 2013

Twitter twiker

A "twitter twiker" or "twiker" is somebody who repeatedly doesn't follow people back on Twitter when somebody follows them. Very common on Twitter today

That guys on Twitter has so many more followers than people he's following. He must be a real Twitter twiker!

by acchill May 30, 2015