Two thumbs tongue bum

When you stick both your thumbs in someone's bum Prying and gaping it then sticking your tongue in

Dude! I got the best two thumbs tongue bum last night.

by Warday1780 December 10, 2022

Tibetan Tongue Tornado

Tongue punching with such velocity your partner begins to levitate

"Phil gave me Tibetan Tongue Tornado and I swear to god I pulled both hamstrings"

by tfuvjgu December 14, 2022

tongue titan

The male version of a throat goat. Head so good you will have flash backs for the rest of your life. You will know one when you meet one. These men will make you simp immediately, a true talent.

-he’s a 4 but he’s a tongue titan-he’s a 10

-he begged me to sit on his face, and i came 17 times, he’s a tongue titan

by ShmeeBaby December 17, 2022

Tongue

I HATE MY TONGUE SO MUCH I CAN FEEL IT INSIDE MY MOUTH AND I HATE IT SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHASODKJASALKSJSDSIOFDJSPAKBFSDBFASDBFDSFJBD;KJDASFDAIFUBEFJDAOIG

person 1: why tf are you crying-

person 2: I have a tongue :((((
person 1: damn bro im sorry

by TONGUE LAD January 9, 2023

Tongue-blasting

A severe verbal attack on someone that makes a tongue-lashing seem tame. tongue-lashing, blow up, chewing out, invective, snarl, accost, yell, screaming, scolding, talking to, dressing-down, berating, diatribe, castigation, lecturing, chiding, angry

I got a major tongue-blasting from my commanding officer when I accidently shot my teammate in the foot.

by joecoolthefool November 16, 2018

shovel tongue

When you're giving cunilingous and lick from bootie up too the CLIT (while tonuge is in shovel shape) "creator of the term "shovel tongue" Will

"They don't call me shovel tongue for nothing"

by Alexander Payne July 22, 2017

tongue plug

Where you plug the lady or mans butt with your tongue.

Let me tongue plug you baby

by dicklick2000 July 24, 2017