Flat porn is visual pornography that is flat in nature, like a regular static image (think Tumbler or old school photos). It is not available in a 3D, interactive, or virtual (think Occulus) way.
My husband is not allowed to watch virtual porn, flat porn is fine because there is no depth or interaction with it!
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"I was up until 3AM watching failure porn for 'Batman v. Superman'."
"Is it sad that my channel earns more money from making failure porn for games that bomb than making reviews for games that succeed?"
"Is it sad that my channel earns more money from making failure porn for games that bomb than making reviews for games that succeed?"
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