who's fucking this cow?

simply put it means "who's in charge?". Usually said by superior to their inferior whenever their authority is challenged.

Mom: You're driving way too fast, slow down !
Dad: Hey, who's fucking this cow?

by schmiffy April 19, 2010

calm like cow

an expression of inner calm as personified by a cow lazin' in a field just chewin' the cud.

"not stressed like weasel
bredda be calm like cow"

by peckham for the peckish June 22, 2009

cow-foot women

Crazy voodoo lady from St. Thomas Island. In the 40s Cow-foot women worked in a meat packing factory. Her leg was caught in one of the machines and was replaced by a cow leg sewed back onto her leg. Cow-foot women hates the smell of tobacco so the people of the island burn tobacco too keep her away. She is real and she is still alive. There is no real proof of her existence but the native islanders still believe in the voodoo Cow-foot women.

Run! its Cow-foot women.

by Proffessor Wizzy June 18, 2008

Mad Cow Disease

Something all those bitches have on that TV talk show,"The View" Especially Star Jones, that big fat-ass sloppy chicken eating she-male and also that fucking Joy Behar, who should be shot for simply being the most stupid cunt ever.

Stay away from the View, I heard you can get Mad Cow Disease from watching it!

by Stern-a-holic May 10, 2004

mad cow with cheese

Another name for a (beef) cheeseburger.
The word is inspired from the mad cow disease predicament that struck the beef industry.

I went to McDonald's for a mad cow with cheese and fries.

by walteri April 15, 2004

cow yhead

a piece of shit from westhoughton

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

fat-cow-armidillo

a really fat ugly bitch.

shut up you stupid fat-cow-armidillo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Blaze Hoskins December 14, 2009