Dish o' Fun

A delicious combination of tyson chicken nuggets, and totino's pizza rolls.

Guy 1: Hey, can I have some chicken nuggets and pizza rolls?
Guy 2: You mean a Dish o' Fun?

by ilikebigboys February 15, 2010

fun-sized mommy

The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.

Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous

Me: Oh you... wanna play??

Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?

Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*

Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!

Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*

Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 3, 2022

Eddy Fun Time

Eddy Fun Time is one of the coolest people you’ll ever meet. He has the biggest heart and loves to love people. He will make you laugh... a lot. He is a servant. You’ll forget how talented he really is. His voice impersonations are spot on. He makes cool YouTube videos. Subscribe! Everyone loves to be around him. Anyone with an Eddy Fun Time in their life sure is blessed.

“Hey, what are you watching?” -V
“Oh, just Eddy Fun Time’s lastest video. It’s so litty!!!” -M

by Urmom56 May 12, 2018

nose-nippin-fun

A Tumblr URL. The owner of this blog roleplays as the character of Jack Frost from the movie, Rise of the Guardians. This user has astonishing talents, and is admired by many and more to come.

OMG, there needs to be a fic where Jamie hears something under the bed and freaks out, thinking it’s Pitch until Jack rolls out like the little acrobatic shit he is and is like “sup?” -nose-nippin-fun

by jackfrostthespiritofwinter September 17, 2013

box of fun things

porn magazines

He keeps his box of fun things under the mattress.

by windo changer October 23, 2011

squiggly ball fun

when your balls go squiggly and you tea bag a giraffe ridding a unicorn making love to a badger and its like zomg this is quiifalicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HORSES FOR JUSTICE

"OMFG THE OTHER DAY LIKE BALLS WENT SQUIGGLY AND I tea bagged a giraffe ridding a unicorn making love to a badger and its like zomg this is quiifalicious"

"wow i HORSES FOR JUSTICE THANKYOU"

"GOOD COLLYWOGGLES"

what a load of squiggly ball fun

by Dear?!!! yes for im a dear!! December 31, 2011

Pussy fun time

When you shit into her ass and have intercourse into it. Then you suck the pussy at the same time. You can suck and fuck all night long.

Man that was a good pussy fun time. IT WAS SO MUCH FUN

by When you have a good time June 11, 2018