Cancer

Imagine

Guy 1: I Have Cancer

Everyone: DID I ASK!

by Chris is your Dad September 16, 2021

Cancer

Cancers have a reputation for being hyper-emotional, temperamental, and spiteful. Cancers, in addition to being devoted, are extremely fond of their loved ones, often to an unhealthy degree. They place a high value on family and close friends, and will go to great lengths to defend them, no matter the price.

Les; Oh is she crying over spilled milk?

Kate; Yeah, I think shes a Cancer..

by LynnKen May 27, 2022

Cancer

Fortnite.
Fortnite is cancer.

Credit to Leo Kun for the definition.

"Hey I just got diagnosed with a cancer. In the field of Bioligy it's called Fortnite."

by LeekCreamWithBacon January 13, 2021

Cancer

A person who ho is bald coz of a disease such as Jazmine, Tianna, Teddy or Hanif

Person 1: Did u get a haircut

Person 2: No Tianna touched me and now I have cancer
Person 1: Damn is cancer contagious

Person 2: Only when someone called Jazmine, Tianna, Teddy or Hanif has it
Person 1: But your called Teddy
Person 2: Want it Jazmine

by Ummmmmmmmm me October 12, 2021

officiary cancered

officially cancelled

ShoeOnHead is officiary cancered on Twitter for making a simple, inoffensive observation.

by ghozzap February 18, 2024

Lung-cancer-omatic

A machine that moves cigarettes:cigars from side to side of your moth while closing your nose as you never stop inhaling smoke. Form of execution.

Our state doesn’t do lethal injections, but we do Lung-Cancer-omatic.

That’s even worse

by The epitome of knowledge February 14, 2019

Cancer botherer

(N) person who comes around to have tea/coffee with cancer patient and leaves all the dirty dishes and rubbish for the spouse to clean up.

I see a cancer botherer has been here.

by Iainism October 1, 2019