Smokey the Bear says "And remember kids, flaming amazons can be painful and seriously injure one or both participants!!"
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an irish car bomb followed immediately by a minderaser (both must be downed with serious speed)
an irish car bomb followed immediately by a minderaser (both must be downed with serious speed)
take one bear fucker and you dance with a fat chick. take two bear fuckers and youll throw up on a fat chick. take three bear fuckers and youll throw up in the drunk tank
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The product of a California Golden Bear and a Cocker Spaniel. These tremendous creatures are renown for their beauty as well as their abilities to outrun cheetahs and down triceratops on the African Savanna. Legends tell that these animals can communicate with almost any lifeform using the ubiquitous 'kayla-speak', a basic language composed of gesticulations, sneezing, and woo-woo barking. The animals also have a penchant for world exploration and sea-faring, although require Kayla-bear-sized life vests to do both at once.
Person 1: That is the cutest dog I have ever seen!
Person 2: I know what you mean, but that is not a dog, its a Kayla Bear.
Person 1: Oh! They were responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs, right?
Person 2 (knowingly): All archaeological evidence seems to indicate as much.
Person 2: I know what you mean, but that is not a dog, its a Kayla Bear.
Person 1: Oh! They were responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs, right?
Person 2 (knowingly): All archaeological evidence seems to indicate as much.
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Ever wonder why your shoelaces are untied when you stand up form the sofa, or why you trip up for no reason only to notice an untied shoe? And you know they were tied up proper good all but a moment ago. Yep. You got it. Darned shoelace bears again.
Ever wonder why your shoelaces are untied when you stand up form the sofa, or why you trip up for no reason only to notice an untied shoe? And you know they were tied up proper good all but a moment ago. Yep. You got it. Darned shoelace bears again.
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Also known as the Arctic Fox for the higher pitched madam.
Also known as the Arctic Fox for the higher pitched madam.
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