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stroke ninja

A super stealthy sex servant that can spank a swollen stiffy for a sticky semen surprise, whack a whiskered Willy wonderfully with one hand, just jerk a johnson so gingerly, five finger a fat fuck stick forever, bare hand a beefy BBC and beat a bulky boner black and blue.
Japanese folklore, written on the walls of the finest oriental massage parlors, tells of the legendary stroke ninja. Although known far and wide as the stroke ninja, the locals simply called her キャンディス. With cat like reflexes, nimble fingers and a grip like the deadly venus fly trap, many a man has succumb to her relentless grasp. The few that survived gather, on occasion, to reminisce about the best rub-n-tug of a lifetime.
by El Conquistador July 6, 2021
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Ninja Baby

Under the radar of government servalance. An entity that does not receive government assistance. An entity that is not registered in the vital records. An entity with unlimited rights.
Im the first one in my family to have a ninja baby
by Huckleboy February 11, 2017
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ninja tourist

Someone who visits new places at a rapid pace. They are most likely on a tight schedule or just like to go fast and be quick.
"We saw the highlights of the city in less than two hours! We are ninja tourists."

"I was a ninja tourist as I breezed through the entire museum in 20 minutes."
by yes juanito yes May 30, 2017
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Brown Ninja

LEGO™ Man: “Hey have you heard that the Brown Ninja sacrificed Kai to Satan?”

LEGO™ Man 2: “Yeah, sadly they didn't get along since Brown Ninja was a god.”
by PseudonymDefinitionPleaseOrDie September 14, 2019
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ninja poodles

Noun

the parody of of ninja turtles, except more ferocious, cuddly, and you can carry it in a doggie handbag. Likes to wear bows in hair and is trained to the highest degree.
guy 1 "Dude did you see the Ninja poodles last night?"
Guy 2 "FOL! I totally forgot!!"
by misstaken April 21, 2010
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Ninja snowball

When you collect your fart in your cupped hand and throw it like a snowball in the general direction of anybody unexpecting it.
Rob's spaghetti O's looked kind of bland so when he turned his head I spiced them up with a ninja snowball.
by Stinky Brownthumb July 15, 2018
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carpentry ninja

A carpentry ninja is one who approaches carpentry challenges with skill, determination, and problem solving. This is usually reflected in their speed, confidence, exceptional agility, and success at pretty much everything.
This bathroom remodel was definitely the work of a carpentry ninja...look at the clean cuts and consistency over here...
by carpentryninja1 November 27, 2011
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