Elton John’s surprise

Cumming in your hand and slapping a random stranger in the face

I gave Ben an Elton John’s Surprise yesterday

by JoJo’s Dictionary November 3, 2021

front fart surprise

When a lady queefs for the first time.

I guess I hit the right spot, because it was a front fart surprise.

by Rawnuts69 July 27, 2023

Kool aid surprise

The act of pouring microwaved kool aid on a male partners penis and then yell surprise! While your partner is screaming.

Ya I gave that bitch a kool aid surprise last tuesday. He'll think twice before cheating on me again.

by Gorillabeast2012 June 11, 2012

foggy morning surprise

after a vigorous night of sex the male wakes early with morning wood. He masturbates and ejaculates in the sleeping girl's face. She is woken up ;blinded and upset. she is having a foggy morning

that foggy morning surprise yesterday was great

by myn odu December 31, 2009

Gamer Fuel Surprise

When you shove a bottle of Mountain Dew up your girlfriend/boyfriend's ass while they ride your dick, and then drowning them with the exact same bottle. Then fucking the corpse.

Insignificant Douchebag: Steve, where's my wife?
Steve: I gave her a Gamer Fuel Surprise
Insignificant Douchebag: You utter fucking taint wound. I should have scalped you and put you out in the freezing wilderness while I could. You are miserable and will die that way. I hope your nads get run over by a goddamn steamroller.

by french the burgerfries June 8, 2020

Angel Food Surprise

The act of shoving a urinal cake into the mouth of a sexual partner right before climax.

We were getting it on and right before she came, I gave her some Angel Food Surprise.

by Subtle654 August 21, 2009

Butt Geiser Surpriser

Also known as the BGS, this is a loving sexual act in which the giver urinates up the butt of the recipient.

BGS tournaments are also known to occur in some parts of the United States, though the rules of the tournament aren't well known.

I couldn't believe the sensation brought on to me after receiving my first BGS.

After years of BGSing, I have a permanent limp.

by Dave February 12, 2004