stuffs

The real stuffs is the good stuffs, meaning, you know you got the stuffs. When you have the stuffs, then you got the top quality, whether it be green or white, natural or man made, the finest stuffs.

That guys, he sells the real stuffs.

by fbza November 5, 2007

Spuff

The sound a Koala bear makes when it is pushed out of a tree

the koala spuffed when scum bag steve pushed it from a tree

by minecrafte god August 4, 2012

stiff breeze

A shift in the wind so erotic it give you an intense but satisfying boner.

Wow, did you feel that "stiff breeze"? No, but you have an erection, stranger.

by ZaqpaZ March 29, 2017

as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night

a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.

"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"

by Nick Meyer. April 1, 2008

going stiff

Something like the poop shuffle, going stiff is a tightening of all muscles in body to keep the shit held in your arse until you have reached the toilet, you can easily identify when someone is going stiff as they look like they are waddling very quickly while walking.

Hey Greg, what's wrong? Going stiff are you?

by Kristina Green April 25, 2008

stiff

A Stiff, a person that has left this plane of exestance (dead as the cat in the road) the word "stiff"was given due to rigermortis (stiffening of the body and joins) making the body very hard to move

Police officer "send the coriner...we got a stiff"

by Alucard Djin July 11, 2004

stiff

to get conned by someone; cheated out of what you earned/won

I was tryin to hustle for some cash but I got stiffed by some guy when he didnt pay up after he lost in a game of pool.

by the3pit0m3 June 25, 2004