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straight beasted

1. when you beat someone really bad (if talking about sports has to be atleast a 20 point lead)
2. when you mad hungry and you just everything mad quick
1a. I straight beasted mike in madden
1b. The Bears straight beasted the Niners when the beat them 41-0 at halftime
2. I was so hungry i straight beasted the rest of the pizza
by Bob-Keith October 30, 2006
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Straight to Pig

Fingering a girl in the ass, as in rooting around in the dirty hole.
I heard Jenny likes it dirty, so I bypassed the tuna taco and went straight to pig.
by HorneyBob December 20, 2008
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Straight-Facing

Watching or reading something funny or entertaining without laughing or smiling.
Directioner watching a One Direction video without smiling, blushing, giggling, or laughing. "How are you straight-facing?!"

Anyone watching an ASPCA commercial without crying or frowning. "Dude, you're totally straight-facing."
by CrazyTalent April 11, 2013
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Super straight

Someone who doesn’t deserve to breathe
Person 1”: I’m super straight
Person 2: *gun shots*
by Gay Demi ace February 13, 2022
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Straight Edge

Living a poison free life. Straight edge (Sxe or XXX), has three basic rules:

X- No drugs (nothing that alters your mood)
X- No alcohol
X- No casual sex.

Straight edge does not mean you don't have fun, it simply means you can think without depending on a substance, and you have a smaller chance of getting STDs because you fucked some random person.
Don't say straight edge is stupid, chances are if drinking is your crutch you are the one that is stupid.

Listen to straight edge-Minor threat

Fuck you, I'm edge
by K8 August 5, 2004
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straight edge

hey, wanna see my straight edge?
by mr. straight edge September 27, 2009
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Straight Edge

A lifestlye, A movement, A promise.
Straight Edge was originally started By Ian McAye and the band Minor Threat in 1981. Being Straight edge is keeping yourself pure and not polluting your body with Alchohol, Drugs, and other Substances. Some Straight Edge followers do not eat meat or dairy, some do not ingest caffine, or even sugar. The Mark of Straight edge is three X's (X X X) sometimes abreviated sXe, Straight Edge followers typically wear two X's on the backs of their hands at hardcore shows, or sometimes everyday, Bouncers back in the day would mark underaged concergoers so bartenders would know not to serve them alchoholic beverages, so the Straight Edge followers took that symbol and made it into their mark. Many Followers belive that the three X's stand for: No Alchohol, No Drugs, No Sex (permiscious sex), but some think it stands for Body, Mind, and Soul.
Straight Edge is the only way I can live, and I will hold true forever. XXX
by 1337 Fork April 9, 2006
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