"You won't believe what Jason did to me last night!"
"What did he do?"
"He gave me sticky kanks and now my ankles are itchy"
"What did he do?"
"He gave me sticky kanks and now my ankles are itchy"
by cuntgreen January 17, 2017
Get the sticky kanksmug. Man 1: Dude, don't you hate when your glue tastes so bad?
Man 2: Try a Sticky Milkshake. It makes it taste better.
Man 2: Try a Sticky Milkshake. It makes it taste better.
by CleanSomewhere March 8, 2020
Get the Sticky Milkshakemug. When someone is quietly reading and enjoying a peaceful day. Unbeknownst to them you silently stroke your red rocket behind them until you shoot your hot yogurt in their hair without getting caught.
The wife was pissed cause I wouldn't leave her alone while she read. So I acted like I left to give her some space. Just as she was comfortable and focused I gave her the ol' Sticky Librarian!
by Fat C April 19, 2022
Get the sticky librarianmug. The phenomenon in which when an individual consumes a threshold of sticky date pudding, they experience a slight discomfort in the back of the throat.
Amy: "How good is this sticky date pudding?!"
Sarah: "I am loving it but the sticky date valve is really limiting my ability to eat my fill"
Sarah: "I am loving it but the sticky date valve is really limiting my ability to eat my fill"
by raspus May 23, 2019
Get the Sticky Date Valvemug. Someone who steals from stores. A klepto .Anything with a price tag, gets took. Stolen, put in your pockets, your underwear, your bookbag , its coming out that store. And you aint paying for it ! , its like the old 80s 90s saying "that badd azz boy has sticky fingers!". Sticky finger bandit, is not to get confused with a crackhead who breaks into cars or houses. More like a pro retail theft. Retail klepto
Suburban timmy - "how did markus get all that candy , soda , and spray paint? I didnt see his mom give him money earlyer, and hes only 11 theres no way he able to buy spray paint !"
Suburban Conner- "Yea markus is so freaking k00L he steals everything ! Him and all his friends are STICKY FINGER BANDIT'S ,"
Markus- "thats right bois, one day you guys can be kool like me, thats if your balls are big enough, toodles suburban nerds!"
Suburban Conner- "Yea markus is so freaking k00L he steals everything ! Him and all his friends are STICKY FINGER BANDIT'S ,"
Markus- "thats right bois, one day you guys can be kool like me, thats if your balls are big enough, toodles suburban nerds!"
by UrbanDictionary.OG October 14, 2023
Get the STICKY FINGER BANDITmug. When you order a unsweet tea with a splash of sweet tea in it. Commonly ordered at Chicken Express or Cane’s in Texas.
by BitcoinBandit June 6, 2020
Get the Sticky Fingermug. by buttmunn May 8, 2017
Get the sticky dick beatersmug.