exploding squirrel

when a squirrel crosses the street and gets hit.

A squirrel ran across the road, dodged one car, then jumped up and it became a exploding squirrel...because it hit a car of coarse.

by applejuice time January 9, 2018

G Squirrel

To put a squirrel's head in a vagina, and the tail in the women's butt, acting like a g string

Brock did the G Squirrel last night

by Larold1234567 January 19, 2020

Squirrelling

The act of eating shelled sunflower seeds.

Stop squirrelling, it's disgusting.

by DutchPirate January 23, 2020

painted my squirrel

To identify problems, issues, and challenges in your life or business.

I painted my squirrel, got my shit in order and grew my revenue by 20 percent.

by Mainemom February 4, 2020

Dirty Squirrel

A person that does anything to get a nut

Damn, stop trying to get it in with those fat bitches, you dirty squirrel

by _RD_ April 13, 2020

Flying squirrel

A nickname I gave my dumbass friend because she like trying to fly onto her bed

Friend: *jumps from chair to bed*
Me: see this is why your nickname is flying squirrel

by Oo.Bean.oO November 11, 2020

Squirrel

Someone who is overly hyper or excited. They may have way more energy than their friends and it can be annoying

Friend 1: *starts running around in circles out of nowhere*
Friend 2: jeez you’re such a squirrel

by thatbword February 26, 2020