Golden Hammock Spoon

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
Or
An imgur upvote

Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon

by MerMaker June 4, 2018

Spoon Feeder

Someone who uses social media to ask inane questions that can easily be answered using a search engine or well-known authoritative sources. Effectively asking strangers on the Internet to spoon feed them information they could have easily obtained on their own.

Spoon Feeder: Hey Facebook group, does anyone know what day we switch to daylight savings time?
Group Member: Hey Spoon Feeder, let me Google that for you.

by JethroXP March 13, 2024

spoon challenge

A challenge to dry hump a recently sheared sheep.

Maxine: Are you going to do the spoon challenge for a Tiktok?
John: Sure babe. I'm hella horny

by scrollleft February 20, 2021

spoon

josh wardle
a spoon is basically the same as a dickhead but a nicer way of saying it

he is such a spoon

by mattlikesboys July 13, 2020

Spoon

Used to describe someone that intentionally and frequently stirs up drama.

That Karen is one insatiable spoon.

Kyle just liked my ex-wives Facebook rant, what a spoon.

My boss wants me to work with Karen on this project. He either doesn't know I hate her or he is a lvl 100 spoon.

by Acid230 May 1, 2022

Greasy spoon

Two mechanics spooning under a car after a long shift at the garage

Ey yo Jerry, greasy spoon after this oil check?

by Murr-ray October 23, 2020

Nature's spoon

Bread used to sop liquid like sauces and soups

You need a spoon for that leftover sauce? Nah, I'll just use nature's spoon.

by King Carb December 11, 2020