Spider gang

you know when you cut a hot dog into a spider and cook it? do that to your penis and twist it together like a twisler, then all the grandmas can have a piece. they peel it like a cheese string. #spider gang

bro 1: yo wanna learn how to join the spider gang?

bro 2: sure dawg what do i gotta do?
bro 1: just start cutting the skin flute like a hot dog spider!

by spider-man gang gang home boy December 13, 2022

Spiders Chandelier

Ejaculating into the air

She was jerking me and I mad a spiders chandelier

by Nathaniel Jameson September 12, 2018

Spider-Man Delusions

Thinking oneself is the character Spider-Man. Many fans of the character may experience this.

“My friend is so obsessed with spider-man that i think he might have Spider-Man Delusions!”

by Himothy3717327 November 24, 2023

spider spray

Spider Spray is a gay sex act where a man raw dogs another man from behind them when about to cum he shoves him to the floor, cums in his hand then throws the web of jizz on his face while he tries to tongue punch his way out.

Kyle was really looking forward to receiving his spider spray as he’d been working on his tongue strength all week.

by Gadget463 June 13, 2021

Well we’re not here to fuck spiders

Australian way of saying “Well no shit”

*at the pub*
Person 1:“wanna grab a drink?”
Person 2: “well we’re not here to fuck spiders”

by I can’t think of a name June 7, 2018

Spider

Fuzzy Bois that jus need a little love (especially tarantulas).

Look, a very cute spider!

by Turtle hive mind November 25, 2021

Spider-Man

A superhero character created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko. He is portrayed by Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield and most recently Tom Holland. Bitten by a radioactive spider, high school student Peter Parker becomes Spider-Man. He was originally a wrestler, but he missed his Uncle Ben so he became a superhero.

1. Spider-Man is a cool hero.
2. Wow James, the new Spider-Man movie is great!

by Yoghurt With Sprinkles April 28, 2020