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The Spicy Almond

The act of using hand sanitizer as lube, covering your urethra with it. Using the same principle as bubble-blowing, as you cum your semen will then mix with the alcoholic hand sanitizer. Your partner will prepare by holding a lit lighter in front of your penis then igniting your cum. They will then proceed to take it as a flaming shot and swallow your flaming fluid. Then completes "The spicy Almond".
Chad 1: Yo I just gave my girl the spicy almond last night.
Chad 2: Shit, did you burn her?
Chad 1: Yea but, she has chlamydia, so she has other burning lips to worry about
by shottymcshotface November 30, 2020
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Spicy peanuts

A synonym for cum
by Akdhdkdo February 11, 2021
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Spicy Fire Dildo

A solo sexual act in which a person uses a lit Mortar firework to masturbate with in their Vagina and must cum before the mortar goes off. The person involved in committing this act has also committed to the consequence of the mortar going off inside them should they fail to ejaculate in time.
My partner and I really wanted to try something new so we used a Spicy Fire Dildo. Unfortunately, they didn’t make it through the night
by Uncle Sam’s Misfit Children February 8, 2022
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spicy

a spicy dank meme
by dankgod69 June 29, 2016
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Spicy Man

A spicy man is addicted to Love Island and brags about how many Taki-powdered marshmallows he can eat. Could also just be a girl with too many dogs, but generally a dude. Tends to have blond f-boy hair. Has ruined your life at least 8.2 times before (but who's counting?).
Omigosh you're such a spicy man.
by hotcheetofox01 June 1, 2022
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spicy african

when u eat a lot of chilly raps for macies then u fart in your nans face

"what did u do today"
"gave my nan a spicy african"
by Fanny slapper November 16, 2017
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Spicy Bee Hive

Spicy Bee hive - when you grab a funnel and shove it up the ass of a friend.

You then pour honey sriracha into the funnel.

Which causes a spicy sweet sensation
Man "Hey mate, want to try a spicy Bee hive?"

Friend "fuck yeah, I've always wanted to try that"

Man "alright bend over, here it comes"

Friend "oooooh that feels spicy but sweet, I love the feeling oozing into my asshole"
by Kingstinger69 July 6, 2024
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